A French doctor says, Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of a man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks,
A German Dr. says that is nothing we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and having him looking for work in 4 weeks.
The Russian Dr. says in my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.
An American Dr. not to be outdone, says you guys are way behind. We recently took a man with NO brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work!
