SUBMIT A RESUME IF YOUR RELATED TO JEFF GAHAN
START A RUMOR THAT THERE ARE GIANT ALLIGATORS IN THE SEWERS, AND GEORGE LUCAS WILL MAKE A MOVIE AND WE'LL FINALLY GET NEW SEWERS
ORDER 36,000 T-SHIRTS PRINTED WITH "I AM A ONE TERM MAYOR"
SUPER GLUE ALL OF THE OLD POLICE CARS BACK TOGETHER AND SALE THEM "AS IS" TO JEFFERSONVILLE
ENTER SEVERAL OF THE CITY COUNCIL MEETING TAPES TO "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST VIDEO'S" (JUST MAYBE WE'LL WIN THE $100,000 PRIZE)
LIST/SALE THE CITY OF NEW ALBANY ON EBAY
MAKE "BUD LITE" THE OFFICIAL BEER OF NEW ALBANY
DECLARE THE BANK STREET BREW HOUSE AN ARCHEOLOGICAL DIG. AND IT WILL CREATE TOURISM AND GROWTH DOWNTOWN. AND NEW ALBANY WILL FINALLY BE ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
MAKE "BARBECUED BOLOGNA AND WHITE CHILI" THE OFFICIAL ENTREES OF THE 2013 HARVEST HOMECOMING FESTIVAL
BUY YOUR OWN PERSONAL "POT HOLE" FOR $5.00 A MONTH AND "WATCH IT GROW."
CHANGE THE WELCOME TO NEW ALBANY'S SIGN TO: "DON'T MOVE HERE, YOU CAN'T AFFORD ALL THE EXTRA FEES."
ORDER "DON'T BLAME ME, ENGLAND DID IT" PRINTED ON ALL OFFICIAL CITY STATIONERY.
TO HELP RAISE MUCH NEEDED FUNDS FOR NEW ALBANY. PLEASE SUPPORT OUR NEW "BUY A DOWNTOWN BAR PROGRAM" FOR 2013. APPLY TODAY!
HAPPY NEW YEARS
Freedom of Speech Staff
