Sign Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents...
Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "YOU'RE CHEAP!!!".
Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay.
You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed.
Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with Shania Twain.
They ask, "Where did you buy this stuff -- Crap 'R' Us?"
Season Greeting!
