Okay, we will oblige.
Mr. President, we want to thank you for seizing General Motors and Chrysler. We want to thank you for appointing a pervert as our safe schools czar. We would like to thank you, Mr. President for the generational theft that you have committed with all of this borrowing and spending. You have spent the wealth of two to three, maybe four generations in the future, before they're even born.
We want to thank you, Mr. President, for insulting and endangering Israel. We want to thank you, Mr. President, for driving up the unemployment rate to near double digits for years to come. We want to thank you, Mr. President, for telling everybody that it's going to be double digits as the new norm.
We want to thank you, Mr. President, for exploding the annual deficit to the level where it can never be repaid.
We'd like to thank, Mr. President, for targeting and destroying private health insurance companies. We want to thank you, Mr. President, for pushing for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to stand trial in New York City and receive full constitutional rights at a cost of $200 million per year. We want to thank you for that.
We want to thank you for helping to destroy the housing market, Mr. President.
And, Mr. President, we would love to thank you for your arrogance, because arrogance is part and parcel of an authoritarian leader of a regime.
We would like to also thank you, Mr. President, for your divisiveness. We would like to thank you for ignoring the public union pension time bombs waiting to explode out there.
We would like to thank you, Mr. President, for mocking and disrespecting the American people.
And we'd like to thank you for your never-ending support of the New Black Panthers and for ACORN.
We'd like to thank you, Mr. President, for embracing our enemies and snubbing our allies.
But most of all, Mr. President, thank you for arousing the sleeping silent majority because we have been asleep too long.
November is coming, Mr. President. That is when we will really thank you!