WEDDING BELLS RING IN LAS VEGAS

Freedom of Speech has just learned that our own Floyd County Assessor, Brenda Egge has recently gotten married. Mrs. Egge and Gerald Schuppert just tied the knot in Sin City. We want to be the first to congratulate the newly married couple. It was a small ceremony with just a few friends in attendance, but the happy couple were whisked to Vegas on a private jet accommanied by her long time friends Linda Shirley and Jeannie Frieberger. Mr. Schuppert's best man was Chuck Jones. We don't know the exact details other than this but rumor has it that the bride was wearing a Vera Wang gown and the groom was attired in an Armani suit. We were not told the exact location where the nuptuals took place but speculated that it might have been at the Little White Wedding Chapel, you guessed it, the same chapel Britney Spears chose for her first wedding. You know the one that lasted about 24 hours? Let's hope this couple's marriage lasts much longer. Of course we were not told if the minister or Justice of the Peace was an Elvis impersonator, or even the King himself. Neither do we have the scoop on the wedding singer. It may have even been Wayne Newton, or we can only dream, Celine Dion. Wow that would be a wedding to remember. All kidding aside, we do wish the newlyweds all the best for a long and happy married life.