Friday, May 15, 2009


Job Application

_________Please print your real name, you will have an opportunity to make up names later.

Do you have access to a car or other vehicle?

__ Yes

__ No

__ Don't know/don't remember

If No, do you know how to hot-wire an ignition?

__ Yes

__ No

If Yes, how many homeless vagrants or illegal alien's can you transport?

__ 0-1 Coupe

__ 2-4 Sedan

__ 5-7 Minivan

__ 9-11 Conversion van

__ 12-99 School bus

__ 100-199 Semi with empty trailer

Do you know any dead people?

__ No

__ YES

If you had to make up names for some reason, which do you prefer to use?

__ Dead people

__ Disney characters

__ Members of the Dallas Cowboys/NFL team

__ Superheroes like "Batman" or "Underdog"

__ Names of cheap beers, malt liquors and wines

Please check any relevant experience?

__ Intimidating bank employees

__ Slashing tires

__ Arson

__ Breaking and Entering

__ Armed Robbery

__ Pickpocketing

__ Mail fraud

__ Real estate flipping. mortgage fraud

__ Rating sub prime debt tranches "AAA"

How would you prefer to be paid?

__ Cash

__ Check

__ Cigs

__ Cheap beers

__ Crack cocaine

__ Cans of mackerel

When can you start work?

__ Now

__ Tomorrow after 3pm

Oops, we forgot!

Don't bother applying for these positions in Nevada and other states. Nevada authorities filed criminal charges against the political advocacy group ACORN and two employees.

ACORN, Voter Fraud?

Gee, who woulda thunk it?

In the words of the Obama's former pastor Jeremiah un-Wright. "The chickens have come home to roost."

We want to hear him spread "God Da-n America now", while Obama and the dems are in leadership.

Just as "Where there's smoke, there's fire" so too "Where there's registration fraud, there's voter fraud!"

Let's not forget it was ACORN picketing banks that would not give sub-prime loans to low income households because of the risk involved.

And when the banks finally gave in to pressure from ACORN and the Democrats it created this housing bubble that just burst so conveniently before November's elections!

We wonder if Obama even understands the RICO ACT?