Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like...
10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well, well, well...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire. It is fire season though.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. Did you forget I am a Democrat mother?
3. I love it -- but I fear the jealous it will inspire.
2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like
1. "I really don't deserve this."
Merry Christmas!
