Thursday, October 16, 2008


Political correctness has taught people to lie to pollsters rather than be forced to explain why they're not voting for the African-American.

This is how two typical voters might answer a pollster's question:

Average Obama voter: "Obama." [Name of average Obama voter: "Mickey Mouse."]

Average McCain voter: "I'm voting for McCain, but I swear it's just about the issues. It's not because Obama's black. If Barack Obama was a little more moderate -- hey, I'd vote for Colin Powell. But my convictions force me to vote for the candidate who just happens to be white.

Say folks, do you know where I can get Patti LaBelle tickets?"

The burning question this Thursday morning: Is Joe the plumber a racist?